If you’ve found this page, you probably already know me and my purpose here. (Further details of my sordid past with Jabba the Hutt will come in good time, after we’ve gotten to know each other better.)
My human, Jessica, and I, travel around to experience restaurants, performances, tourist attractions, museums, and anything else that may tickle our fancy. And in this space, we share our honest musings on these adventures. Will they interest you? Probably not. But we write and adventure on, nonetheless!
If there is a pressing matter that you wish to communicate with us, please contact Ackmena on Tatooine who will pass on your message to Polga at Bursa’s Cantina who will then patch it through to Maz Kanata who will in turn reach out to Sav Malagan who will connect you with Mon Mothma who can send you the chain code to leave a message on the datapad hidden in the stone wall of my hut on Ahch-To which I visit once every 7 and a 1/2 months. Or you can just use the email: venra333@gmail.com
Either way, don’t be surprised if a response is not swift. My clawed monkey lizard hands can only navigate a keyboard so well.
Ta’ Bu E Tay and May the Force Be With You!
The Adventures of The Crumb 