Adventure the Second

A recipe review: Blue Milk

Here is what is sure to be the most divisive question among the Star Wars fandom: do you like blue milk?

The correct answer is yes. For I am The Crumb. And my word is law.

But perhaps there are those among you who are not familiar with this, the sacred nectar of the gods. Fear not, for I shall enlighten you.

Blue milk, first appearing upon the Lars’ table on Tatooine (A New Hope), is a sweet beverage with notes of tropical flavors like coconut, dragon fruit and pineapple. And yes, it is light blue in color and comes from the female banthas of Tatooine.

This beverage can be found on the planet Batuu (or “Hollywood Studios” in Disney World as some of you humans call it) at the local milk stand. But be warned, prices are steep with a small cup coming in at just under $10. Oobidibobbidi!!! And yet, it is one of the most excellent beverages on this side of the Outer Rim and delectably refreshing on a hot, humid day. The price will be paid (with some grumbling) any time I frequent the planet.

There are many who claim to have perfected the recipe for Batuu’s blue milk. Many have failed. My human has attempted it several times. This is her attempt. Into which category it belongs, you may decide.

Recipe for Blue Milk:

In closing, while I appreciate her efforts to replicate this beverage from my home world, I find none can truly hold a lightsaber to the true blue from Batuu and would advise those traveling to that quadrant to skip the mundane bags of popcorn and “Mickey” pretzels and save your money for one (or several) cups of Batuu’s own bantha blue milk.

References:

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Blue_milk